All about The Poolers: GOLFER'S...BEWARE...

Story 1: Golfer's BEWARE: So I was recently told the hilarious story of my Sister-in-law and the Golfer's. These stories are why I miss being here because there is always something happening my family haha. So my sister-in-law and brother live across from a golf course and have to drive by the greens everyday. One morning when my sister-in-law was taking my nieces to school, they had just pulled out of there neighborhood and started on the main road that runs parallel with the golf course when WHAMMM..a golf ball slams into the hood of her Cadillac. You have to know my sister-in-law to think this story is funny but just know that she will always let you know what's on her mind and takes nothing from anyone. So she immediately pulls the car off the road ONTO the golf course. Puts the car in park. Gets out of the car, it's early morning, so she's in her pajama pants and top, and starts yelling at the golfer's that hit the ball. They look at her...completely stunned that this women in her PJS is cussing at them haha. She continues to yell until she sees that it's not doing any good but it made her feel better. So she meant to the club house and told the manger and the manger said its not the Golf Courses responsibility to take care of any damage a golf using his course causes, but it's the golfer's responsibility. So golfer's BEWARE of that hahahha. She never tracked them down. She should have continued chasing after them when she had the chance hahah. I can't believe I missed seeing this with my own eyes. How funny is that.

Story 2: So my same sister-in-law one day after picking up the girls from school stopped at the gas station and went in with the girls to get a drink. While in the gas station, my sister-in-law overs some big black women telling my oldest niece that she needs to learn some manners and always let the elderly go first. Well my sister-in-law walks over and my niece says, "mom, I said excuse me when I reached in to get a drink, i wasn't rude". So my sister-in-law turns to the women and says "you don't need to talk to my children that way when they were being polite." This ticks the women off and she starts cussing at my sister-in-law and the big black women takes her finger and touches my sister-in-laws forehead and pushes her back. Ha my Well all hell broke lose when she did that. My sister-in-law was behaving until the "finger push" to the forehead by this black women. She starts yelling and a cussing and was ready to punch this women in the face when the people in line at the gas station start says "don't do it, your kids are watching" and after some encouragement from the people in line, she drops her fist and walks away. The black women is told to leave immediately from the gas station by the manager and my sister-in-law and nieces walk out with a free box of doughnuts...complements to the gas station for not busting someone in the face! hahah

Story 3: So my nieces Ashton and Taylor came over to spend the night last night and hang out with me. We made this most spectacular ginger bread house ever. Two things I recommend...one, don't eat the icing that comes in the kit...it has glue in it. Two, don't eat the ginger bread cookie part, it taste nothing like a cookie. The picture doesn't give the ginger bread house justice hahah...actually the picture makes the house look better than it is in real life. Lets just say it won't be the center piece for Christmas dinner!

My beautiful nieces, Ashton and Taylor

Story 4: My same sister-in-law as the other two stories is very talented. She can paint very well. So I'm not sure if you have ever heard of the game called "Corn Hole". It is pretty much the best game ever invented. Well she painted these awesome "Corn Hole" boards for the game. You have to look up the rules and play it sometime!! Better yet just come to our house Christmas Eve or any other time we have a famiy get together and we'll teach ya!!! It's a family tradition of ours to play this game when ever we have a family get together!! They love Clemson hence the tiger paws!